Nippleclogular Footwear (NSFW)

Your boss will never look down your top again, he'll be too busy checking out your perky new shoes. Through Lost At E Minor.

In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Cthulhu Kitty Art Doll

Cthulhu, with kitty ears. One of a kind art doll. Reserved for a lucky buyer, but if you're desperate for one then contact the seller and beg and plead for your very own.

US$150 from limeinmoloko at Etsy.

Ass over teakettle (TM)

Giclee prints are museum quality. I hope to see this jaunty bare ass piece in the NGV soon. Fuck Dali.

US$20 from IdioticIdioms at Etsy.

What We Found By The Rivers Of Babylon

This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
US$33 from bonspielcreation at Etsy.

Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
US$29.99 from GC67 at Etsy.

So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
US$20 from Marcuskwame at Etsy.

Glamour Ghouls

Puns + pin-ups = win. We love Yummy Mummy the most.

Yummy Mummy 12x16 inch Hand Glittered Print US$56, Diamonds Are A Ghoul's Best Friend 6x8 inch Hand Glittered Print US$12, Glamorously Unwell Zombie 8x12 inch Hand Glittered Print US$28 from andreakett at Etsy.

Mario, Meatball Parm and Wrinkleface

We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.

Mario and the Mystery of the Meatball Parm, Meatball Parm and Wrinkle Face US$40 each from marktsedita at Etsy.

Themes in Indie Craft

The seller states:

Sharks are the New owls, robots, pirates, deer, octopi, squid, ninjas, birds, trees, cupcakes and knitting.

We're impressed but a little heartbroken, since we thought that now the handmade world was into muffs. Perhaps after sharks?

US$25 from tinaseamonster at Etsy.

Bad Ass Motherfucker

I admit that I had NFI who this particular bad ass motherfucker was. Until I did as the seller suggested & Wiki'd him.

Wow. A piece of art & a history lesson!

US$20 from smayorga at Etsy.

Vlad the Impaler Purse

Poppy's and Bethan's favourite bags have a new contender, with hand-painted impaling action and a 'tache to rival even Hercule Poirot's.

US$79.95 from deadandundead at Etsy.

Dot Your I's (nsfw)

We're not sure what is more NSFW - the print above or what we found when we tried to find the origin of the phrase.

US$8 from PaperThinDesign at Etsy.

Medusa (with Pubic Snakes) (nsfw)

Watch out Titian's Venus of Urbino - can you honestly compete with these luscious lips and lascivious snakes?

US$7.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Multi Severed Head Launcher

Deluxe Head Launcher. This towering style multi head launcher is a special model. The large severed heads are fired off of two reloadable, spring-action prongs fixed on the front of the machine. More heads are stored inside a compartment within the tank. Many heads can be launched at a great pace creating a cavalcade of panic stricken terror.

Somebody please make this genius apparatus into reality. Or at least ask the seller to make prints, to be hung around inspirational offices worldwide.

US$20 from nightmaretank at Etsy.

Commission a Zombie Animal

Decorate your work cubicle in style with a specially commissioned zombie animal painting. We'd ask for a replica of the dolphin above, its determination is most admirable and would inspire us to work harder and achieve our goals, brain eating or otherwise.

US$500 from joehavasy at Etsy.

On The Rag Painting (nsfl)

Another masterpiece to adorn your walls, NSFLunch style.

US$30 from mothchaos at Etsy.

Bulldog butt print

Mmm, arsey.

US$15 from ArtByCat at Etsy.

Pickle In My Pocket - A Painted Poem

This is playing in our mind as a Bryan Adams/Barbra Streisand duet.

US$12.95 from pinky27889 at Etsy.

Rudolph's Revenge (nsfw)

This is the card we are sending out to our loved ones next year.

US$2.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.