...be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.From susyranner at Flickr.
Showing posts with label embroidered. Show all posts
Showing posts with label embroidered. Show all posts
Monday, March 16, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Fuck Off Bookmark
Poppy, this is to guard you against any douchenozzles that bother you on public transport or at work.US$5 from RachelMckay at Etsy.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Dirty Old Ladies Club Patch
We think this patch on your designer denim could help with skipping register queues at sales. Then again we also think the lady looks a little like David Gest.US$4.85 from CLUTTEREDmind at Etsy.
Small Dirty Pussy (nsfw but not what you think)
This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.US$90 from thenaughtybee at Etsy.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Purple Satin Vagina Pillow (nsfw)
Your very own silky purple vadge to love, caress and whisper sweet nothings to. The seller, whose creations we have a soft spot for, writes: This pillow is made with luxurious deep purple satin. The detailing is done by hand in gold thread. Bright pink glass beads were used as embellishments, and the clitoris is made with a shimmering pink shell button and a glass bead. Best of all, this yoni pillow features a vaginal canal.
US$55 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Embroidered Toilet Paper Gifts
Our treasured derrieres must be treated to only the finest of monogrammed luxuries. This embroidered toilet paper gift suffices. Just.US$5 from TwoCrazyCrafters at Etsy.
Alternatively, treat your newlywed friends to thoughtful, personalised gifts they will never forget.US$4.50 from FlatOutFun at Etsy.
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