This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
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Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
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So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
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