Silver Boob Ring and Winged Intercourse Pendant (nsfw)

We love interesting silver jewellery. This boobular ring and intercoursely winged peen pendant would look splendid with a suitable outfit.

Silver Breast Ring and Vagina Penis Act US$25 each from SexyMarsVenus at Etsy.

Small Dirty Pussy (nsfw but not what you think)

This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.

US$90 from thenaughtybee at Etsy.

This is what happens when a man and a woman engage in sexual intercourse without some form of protection and the woman is ovulating

The title of this print alone is worth the asking price.

US$45 from brendanleonard at Etsy.