PMS Meter Pin

While we like this pin, we do wonder if it's more fun to let your victims discover your mood for themselves.

US$198 from oneeyedcollie at Etsy.

Hank Sculpture

The seller writes:

hank is seriously considering investing in a new razor.

Perhaps, perhaps.

US$20 from dancesippydance at Etsy.

Pad About Slippers - Your Choice Of Design

If you got a crap gift for Christmas, give this to the tightarse for their birthday. They'll appreciate your economy. The seller explains:

Made from maxi pads - design of your choice shown with heart and snowman.
...
These slippers are:

• Soft and Hygienic
• Non-slip grip strips on the soles
• Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
• No more bending over to mop up spills
• Disposable and biodegradable
• Environmentally safe

US$2.50 from GrannysClassics at Etsy.

On The Rag Painting (nsfl)

Another masterpiece to adorn your walls, NSFLunch style.

US$30 from mothchaos at Etsy.