At OOF we take festivities seriously. If we could be bothered to have a Christmas tree, we would. But instead we'll settle for this designer light fitting, which has enough shiny glowing spermlets to delight even the most discerning sperm connoisseurs.
Sperm Light Fitting, $POA from posh designer lamp shop in Paddington, Sydney.
To our eternal delight, one of the gifts we have received includes a witchlet sperm from the legendary maker of Ballerina Sperm. Love.
Wicked Witch Sperm, no longer available (because it's ours ) from freezedriedevil at Etsy.