Rusty Roger Beardaclava

The seller writes:

Remember that time in grade 9 when you tried to grow a beard, and proudly sported a few sparse hairs?

Maybe you're still in that situation, maybe you can't have a beard at work, maybe your girlfriend thinks real beards smell like cheese or maybe you just want a cozy man-hat for those chilly days! Whichever it is, this hat is for you!

Comes with one mustache (shown in photos) but can be
interchanged with others from the collection. Snaps on the hat and mustaches make it a quick and easy way to nab that stylish 'stache you've always wanted.

We respect that.

US$79 from Freight at Etsy.