Lick eeeeeeeeeeet.

Realistic enough to lick. Nom, nom.

US$4 from Soaperhero at Etsy.

In honour of stupidity teeth

Our wisdom teeth are climbing their way out through our cheeks/brains/jaws. Bitches. Still, in their dubious honour...
Wisdom tooth necklace £130 from Bert Industries at Prescription Art.

Vintage Anatomy Mouth Pendant US$13 from uniqueartpendants at Etsy.

Nom Noms - Teeth Soap - 2pack US$6 from soapopotamus at Etsy.

After the Rain Soap Dish in Fern Mist

What better way to have your soap served to you first thing in the morning than on a bed of glistening, glazed worms. Nom nom.

US$35 from dbabcock at Etsy.

Dick In A Box (nsfw)

We love anything that references the Dick In A Box skit, especially when it's made by the legend that brought us Revenge Soap.

US$12 from Soapyho at Etsy.

From Mia: Smells Like Roses Soap

Our beautiful friend Mia found this delicious soap, which smells of yesterday's takeaway roses.
My Poop Does Not Stink Soap, US$4 from LoveLeeSoaps at Etsy.

Mia got engaged recently, and we are ecstatic for her. We can only hope that this is the ring that her beloved proposed with.

Small Poop Ring, US$15 from poopshop at Etsy.

Creepy baby soap

Do you really want to wash your unmentionables with a baby's head?

US$3 from MollycoddleSoap at Etsy.