This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes: "Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.
Keyrings, man.
Flatware Fingerz Rock On Keychain and Flatware Fingerz Peaze Out Keychain, US$10.99 each from SpoonerZ at Etsy.
We love interesting silver jewellery. This boobular ring and intercoursely winged peen pendant would look splendid with a suitable outfit.
There is no better way to help victims of the recent Victorian bushfires than with a moustache ring from a specially set up shop, with all profits going to the Australian Red Cross Bushfire Appeal. We are watching this shop like hawks with laser beam emitting retinas, so many cute goodies.
Our beautiful friend Mia found this delicious soap, which smells of 
Mia got engaged recently, and we are ecstatic for her. We can only hope that this is the ring that her beloved proposed with.
The seller explains: I just thought it would be really funny to have a nice, well made ring with a small shiny turd in the center.We are instant fans, srsly.
This ring features a Tiffany & Co box as authentic as this version of Thriller. Recessionistas in Paris are making their own versions from real Tiffany boxes, by scribbling out the middle letters. Tres chic.
What H. C. Andersen forgot to mention about The Snow Queen was that she liked to wear glass rings that were made from her pimples. She was a dedicated blackhead extractor and skin torturer and had to have some of her favourite comedones immortalised in ice-cold glass.
Contemporary gallery-exhibited jewellery doesn't come more personal than these dental resin and false tooth rings. The only improvement we can suggest is making the teeth clack together in a lively chatter, would be a great conversation starter at your next orthodontist appointment.
From the seller's mouth: ...nothing draws attention like a phallic member on your phalanges!!not only is there penis and testicles, but there is a mound of curly-q pubic hair above it all.For appreciators of only the finest peen jewellery.
The perfect ring for bitches like Bethan who get to travel. This miniature passport even opens so you can store our addresses inside for those all important postcards.
