Mona Lisa With Moustache

Salvador Dali's 'tache and Mona Lisa, was there ever a better combination to wear around one's neck?

US$6.95 from thegildedlily at Etsy.

TV Dinner

Fans of This is why you are fat will love this token of fried goodness.

US$6.95 from thegildedlily at Etsy.

Guess Where I'm Tattooed Scrabble Pendant

If it weren't the harbl then it would certainly be armpit.

US$6.50 from littlebluebirdstudios at Etsy.

Happy birthday Poppy

A few offerings for my dear friend S on her birthday.

Real rabbit fur eye patch for the fashion forward pirate. This is a high quality eye patch embellished with genuine super soft, super sexy rabbit fur. The inside of the eye patch is lined with gauze for long term comfort. Elastic band so one size fits just about everyone. Unless you're a huge or tiny headed freakshow.

US$7 from DeadMenTellingTales at Etsy.


Poppy knows the lure of a good 'tache. Now celebrities are getting in on the action with these nifty badges.

(The one in the bottom left hand corner bears more than a passing resemblance to Nappy, non?)

US$4 (for set of four) from kingdog at Etsy.

Fancy a bit o' Dex? This Scrabble tile pendant will mean you can have him close to your heart each day.

US$6.50 from ktkcj at Etsy.

Spit, Swallow, Sugardaddy and Easy Scrabble Tile Pendants

Shove these klassy pendants in the face of your feminist friends, they'll so totally ~*LuV*Ya*~ for it, you'll lyk be so totalli funni.

Easy, I Swallow, Sugar Daddy Wanted, I Spit pendants
US$5 each from BluntObjects at Etsy.

Fucking brilliant!

I want to have this seller's babies. And clothe them in LV nappies and feed them alphabetti, except just the Ls and Vs.

(Did I just do a rhyme?)

US$5.95 from ResinTreasures at Etsy.