For your Kokeshi Doll collection...

We have recently been enamoured by cute Kokeshi dolls, the Japanese-inspired decorative dolls to brighten up your interiors, especially by our friend Viv's little collection over at Ish and Chi.

However, we do feel that the selection presented to you today is made of pure nerdly goodness and will be treasured by your spawn for many light years to come. Display them next to the beloved light saber on your bedside table.

Cartman Limited Edition US$32 from myKokeshi at Etsy, Sith Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Vulcan Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Villain Inspired Custom from temple7e at Etsy.

'Joy' Metallic Doll

This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.

US$260 from Monsterosity at Etsy.

Cthulhu Kitty Art Doll

Cthulhu, with kitty ears. One of a kind art doll. Reserved for a lucky buyer, but if you're desperate for one then contact the seller and beg and plead for your very own.

US$150 from limeinmoloko at Etsy.

Severed Doll Necklace (Red and Black Chain)

Move over Mimco, we have a new favourite on the neckular adornment horizon.

US$30 from CrowBlackDream at Etsy.

Anne Boleyn Zombie Doll

The seller ponders:

Meet Anne...poor dear! She just doesn't know where her mind has been lately!

What a treat for your doll collection.

US$35 from mrsevils at Etsy.

Wireless Rabbit Massager For Blythe (nsfw)

The seller writes:

Is your Blythe a little frustrated? Here is the perfect little stress reliever.

First made popular to the masses by Sex and the City, now your Blythe or Pullip can have one, too: A wireless rabbit vibrator.

Bet your Barbies are jealous.

US$8 from TabooBlythe at Etsy.

Altered Bratz Doll Head Lamp

Teach them the basics of dark lipliner drawn outside the lips from an early age and they'll never forget it when they're actually old enough to look like their educational new lamp. Oh Bratz, how else would the growing generation get used to the idea of a trout pout being the norm?

US$40 from FrenchMemo at Etsy.

BigBig Whiteman

Are you disillusioned with men? Look no further than BigBig Whiteman. He'll keep you warm in the middle of the night, even Shania Twain would be impressed.

US$500 from dadaya at Etsy.

Doll Roast and Doll Sprouts

Nothing like a home-cooked meal to warm the cockles of one's stone cold heart. No plate licking or slurping please, we may be cold and dead on the inside but we still get murderous from bad table manners. Especially when dinner is as delectable as this.

US$20 for the salad and US$12 for the roast from sixhours at Etsy.

Cleo and Helen Pendants

You have probably met these charming siblings already, the time when you had a cheese plate with a glass of wine before bed and had dreams of doll faces with sparkling eyes, set in resin and sprinkled with glitter. Some may say they were nightmares but we know they weren't, not until Cleo started nibbling on someone's eyeball and you woke up, slightly damp.

US$9 for Helen and US$20 for Cleo from gjarvisjewelryetc at Etsy.

Hanging Doll Ornaments

The festive panicking season is around the corner, and what better way to prepare for it than to purchase handmade baubles for the tree? Adorn your fir with ornaments that allude to your homicidal side, the kids will love them.

US$10 from plasticdollhouse at Etsy.

BEACH BUNNIES, nesting dolls

We appreciate the juxtaposition of the old and the new in these Playboy nesting dolls. Of particular interest are models' original breasts and the idea of decoupaging vintage Playboy bunnies onto matryoshki. Perfect gift for a creepy winking uncle.

US$80 from belleslettres at Etsy.

Nedra The Darling Little Demon

The seller narrates in a movie promoter voice:

Her newly sprouted horns are still delicate bone, and clearly caused some inflammation of the surrounding skin.
...
Her little round mouth is parted to reveal the glimpse of her teeny vampire fangs...still wet with demon baby spittle.

The painted black nails are a chic touch, very now.

US$95 from GothicCradle at Etsy.

Primitive Handmade Black Ugly Dream Angel and Sound Sleep Sheep Doll OFG TEAM, OPSG

Please to be deciphering the title of this beauty.

Stella and her sheep not only are a wonderful addition to any primitive home but they serve a very important purpose. Stella is definitely an ugly angel but she is sooo ugly she has the ablility to scare away bad dreams if hung above one's bed. Her sheep is to ensure a sound sleep.

Indeed.

US$19.99 from WillowtreeTreasures at Etsy.

Hai to our friend Ginge

Bonny Red the Pirate - a pirate and a ginge at once. Win.
US$23 from Pinxit at Etsy.

Devil Squid - made of evil and cute.
US$35 from slugwork at Etsy.

Pirate Silver White Nipple Tassels - every self-respecting pirate needs a pair.
US$22 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.

Countess Julia Orange Baby Art Doll

The story behind this one is sad and sweet. We were going to comment on the doll itself but the picture suffices.

US$47 from jen1kanobi at Etsy.

Minerva the Mini Monster

"This is Minerva. Minerva loves to clean things, especially when she gets to use a squeegee. Her longtime dream is to travel the world, working her way from place to place by cleaning hotel rooms."

US$7.50 from eccentrictulip at Etsy.

Hellspawn

Not only a great Halloween deco, this darling hellspawn would also be a good deterrant for those who flock to tanning salons.

Battery operated, this cute lil guy makes growling and chewing noises.

US$40 from blarg at Etsy.

Creepy Grandpa

The description of this creation is somewhat disturbing:

Nevermind Grandpa's rancid breath, gurgling colostomy bag and funky arm pit odor (we hope)...Just climb on up paw paw's lap so he can whisper a few of his dirty lil decadent secrets he needs to git off his chest before he bites the dust.....could change your life...sweet lil pussy on lap included!!!

US$25 from Hellray77 at Etsy. If you dare.

Who doesn't need a life sized leather friend?

Get her shipped to you via a greyhound bus! Hot.

US$599.99 from LeatherheadOriginals at Etsy.