Disembodied Arm Necklace No. 1

Maybe it's just me, but I think the arm looks more like a munted foot.

It concerns me that this has "No. 1" in the title. Does this mean that there's a series of Disembodied Arm Necklaces on the market?

US$25 from specimen7 at Etsy.

Mona Lisa With Moustache

Salvador Dali's 'tache and Mona Lisa, was there ever a better combination to wear around one's neck?

US$6.95 from thegildedlily at Etsy.

In honour of stupidity teeth

Our wisdom teeth are climbing their way out through our cheeks/brains/jaws. Bitches. Still, in their dubious honour...
Wisdom tooth necklace £130 from Bert Industries at Prescription Art.

Vintage Anatomy Mouth Pendant US$13 from uniqueartpendants at Etsy.

Nom Noms - Teeth Soap - 2pack US$6 from soapopotamus at Etsy.

Victorian Vampire Charm Pendant Necklace

For a Victorian vampire, all it took to get an expression of such utter gleeful joy was a sip of your schweet, schweet blood. For us, it would take a 50% off sale at Sephora with free international shipping.

US$7.50 from CreativeRampage at Etsy.

Flap Choker Necklace

Wear your flaps around your neck. These are so floppy and soft-looking.

US$24 from isobelandcleo at Etsy.

Stitched-up Zombie Bear Necklace

The seller writes:

You are invited to a Zombie Bear picnic; bring friends, they can eat a lot!

From stitched up wounds, yellowed teeth, and a bulging red eye, it’s clear that this little guy isn’t your typical teddy bear. He was handmade out of polymer clay, and then given a fur-like texture. Around his wounds, he was lightly coated with liquid polymer, giving the appearance of matted fur. His arms, legs, and head, are free to move and sway, allowing him to express himself as he sees fit.

We love the attention to detail and the sexy pose in the last pic.

US$30 from DeliciousHobo at Etsy.

Severed Doll Necklace (Red and Black Chain)

Move over Mimco, we have a new favourite on the neckular adornment horizon.

US$30 from CrowBlackDream at Etsy.

Guess Where I'm Tattooed Scrabble Pendant

If it weren't the harbl then it would certainly be armpit.

US$6.50 from littlebluebirdstudios at Etsy.

We interrupt this blog post...

...to make you very afraid, for our beloved witchlet sperm with an axe are a lethal combination and we had to warn you.

Axe Pendant, AU$139 from Karen Walker at MyCatwalk and Witch Sperm from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

Cold Hearted Bitch Necklace for Valentines Day

The seller of this necklace says it's made of sterling silver, but we think it's made of awesome. The seller writes:

If she broke your heart, give her a token of your appreciation. If you are a self proclaimed CHB, give yourself a token of appreciation :P

US$58 from MetalTaboo at Etsy.

George Necklace (nsfw)

The seller called this one George, but to us he looks like a nude Ned Flanders.

US$28 from alheuredelapero at Etsy.

Chuck Norris necklace

Did you know that Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

You won't wear this Chuck Norris necklace. It will wear you.

US$2 from profmittens at Etsy.

For our Kitty.

The "medusa" necklace - reminiscent of sperm swimming upstream.

US$45 from PolyMerz at Etsy.

LMAO Necklace

If this glorious El Mayo necklace came in an LMFO flavour, we'd buy it for our friend Ginge.

US$18 from bubblepopjewelry at Etsy.

Meh Necklace

Apathy in a necklace. We'd like it if we cared.

US$25 from cbtscloset at Etsy.

Tiny Toilet Necklace

Tiny toilet with an embellished lid, ready to be worn around your neck to display your love of toilets eclectic taste everywhere you go.

US$12 from MichellesCharmWorld at Etsy.

Pearly Whites Necklace

Featuring three sparkling buffalo teeth, this rhetorically named necklace is destined to be a hit with lovers of unique jewellery, particularly brides-to-be.

US$30 from miischelle at Etsy.

Crappy necklace

Possibly the most vile necklace design ever made! I have crafted this as an abstract piece which shows far away as a abstract design but upon closer inspection you see just how crappy this piece really is! Wear this crappy necklace around your neck and never again be without crap! Also, show everyone just how little you give a crap about what people think with this brilliant creation inspired by me just watching a John Waters film!

God. Imagine what she'd come up with after watching Bring It On Again.

US$7 from sweetheartsinner at Etsy.

Cunt n Crossbones

Perfect pressie for yer matey this Christmas!

US$26 from QuiteCntrary at Etsy.

I can almost see Mimco running with this for A/W 09, just with a few diamantes and bows scattered around it.

US$54 from blackstitchart at Etsy.