This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes: "Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.
This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.
We love interesting silver jewellery. This boobular ring and intercoursely winged peen pendant would look splendid with a suitable outfit.
While we like this pin, we do wonder if it's more fun to let your victims discover your mood for themselves.
...to make you very afraid, for our beloved witchlet sperm with an axe are a lethal combination and we had to warn you.
The seller of this necklace says it's made of sterling silver, but we think it's made of awesome. The seller writes: If she broke your heart, give her a token of your appreciation. If you are a self proclaimed CHB, give yourself a token of appreciation :P
Sleek, simple and spermly. As all jewellery should aspire to be.
Hurray, we have a winner!
Contemporary jewellery with simple, understated lines and the unmistakable curvature of a happy sperm with a piece of metal through its head.
The seller explains: I just thought it would be really funny to have a nice, well made ring with a small shiny turd in the center.We are instant fans, srsly.
If this glorious El Mayo necklace came in an LMFO flavour, we'd buy it for our friend Ginge.
Remind yourself of your MILF status every time you take out your keys. In case there are no whistling cues to remind you. Which isn't really a possibility if you're a real milf, we hear they each have a little echelon of schoolboys trailing them at all times.
