Puns + pin-ups = win. We love Yummy Mummy the most.
The seller writes: You are invited to a Zombie Bear picnic; bring friends, they can eat a lot!We love the attention to detail and the sexy pose in the last pic.
From stitched up wounds, yellowed teeth, and a bulging red eye, it’s clear that this little guy isn’t your typical teddy bear. He was handmade out of polymer clay, and then given a fur-like texture. Around his wounds, he was lightly coated with liquid polymer, giving the appearance of matted fur. His arms, legs, and head, are free to move and sway, allowing him to express himself as he sees fit.
The seller ponders: Meet Anne...poor dear! She just doesn't know where her mind has been lately!What a treat for your doll collection.
Decorate your work cubicle in style with a specially commissioned zombie animal painting. We'd ask for a replica of the dolphin above, its determination is most admirable and would inspire us to work harder and achieve our goals, brain eating or otherwise.
The seller asks: Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?Fuck yes, we answer. Our ovaries often crave brains, too.
Itch Me Balls...
Sweet Zombie Jesus
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.
I Would Eat You But...
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.
Be the envy of your wedding forum friends with a unique handmade cake topper. The ubiquitous choice of n levels of cake crowned with fondant doves and porcelain bride and groom figurines fades like an old curtain in comparison to this charmer.
