For your Kokeshi Doll collection...

We have recently been enamoured by cute Kokeshi dolls, the Japanese-inspired decorative dolls to brighten up your interiors, especially by our friend Viv's little collection over at Ish and Chi.

However, we do feel that the selection presented to you today is made of pure nerdly goodness and will be treasured by your spawn for many light years to come. Display them next to the beloved light saber on your bedside table.

Cartman Limited Edition US$32 from myKokeshi at Etsy, Sith Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Vulcan Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Villain Inspired Custom from temple7e at Etsy.

Holy crap!

Poo has never been so cute.

US$5 from paperfruithair at Etsy.

Tiny Toilet Necklace

Tiny toilet with an embellished lid, ready to be worn around your neck to display your love of toilets eclectic taste everywhere you go.

US$12 from MichellesCharmWorld at Etsy.

Keychain Purselet Handknitted Willy (nsfw)

This pretty little peen will hold your lipbalm and spare change in the nutsack. So sweet.

US$20 from NaughtyKnits at Etsy.

Scary Sperm Necklace

Occasionally we come across an item that we absolutely fall in love with, and add to our actual favourites. This wee scary spermlet is a perfect example, we just cannot resist him. ♥

US$79.95 from TheCuriousSwift at Etsy.

Holographic Constipated Cloud Necklace

It's holographic! It's kawaii! It's constipated! Awww. Wee cloud in bowel distress, what could be cuter?

$US16 from crystalcandy at Etsy.