Happy Spermas

At OOF we take festivities seriously. If we could be bothered to have a Christmas tree, we would. But instead we'll settle for this designer light fitting, which has enough shiny glowing spermlets to delight even the most discerning sperm connoisseurs.

Sperm Light Fitting, $POA from posh designer lamp shop in Paddington, Sydney.


To our eternal delight, one of the gifts we have received includes a witchlet sperm from the legendary maker of Ballerina Sperm. Love.

Wicked Witch Sperm, no longer available (because it's ours ) from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

Altered Bratz Doll Head Lamp

Teach them the basics of dark lipliner drawn outside the lips from an early age and they'll never forget it when they're actually old enough to look like their educational new lamp. Oh Bratz, how else would the growing generation get used to the idea of a trout pout being the norm?

US$40 from FrenchMemo at Etsy.