Cthulhu Kitty Art Doll

Cthulhu, with kitty ears. One of a kind art doll. Reserved for a lucky buyer, but if you're desperate for one then contact the seller and beg and plead for your very own.

US$150 from limeinmoloko at Etsy.

Buzz Buzz Neigh Neigh

The seller writes:

Uh-Oh! This is what happens when little Suzy leaves her toys in Daddy's matter transference modules...
Daddy told her to stay out of the lab a million times!
Now she went and left her pony to get combined with a fly! Eeek!
This hot pink little darling is about 4-3/4 inches tall and 4 inches long from the tip of her nose to the tip of her wing.
Go ahead, you know you want to sing it - my little horsefly, my little horsefly...

This one gets points for the description alone, the faux lashes on the horsie are bonus brilliance really.

US$10 from badsnail at Etsy.

Did someone say 'big balls'? (nsfw)

This is an awesome D.I.Y. business card, ID, or cigarette case that is handmade by me and brand new-- you won't find this design anywhere but here because this is a SHS original!

Try teabagging those.

US$9.99 from sweetheartsinner at Etsy.

Ocean Blue Beret

A thoughtful gift for someone with an exotic nose or a nursing mother, perhaps. The seller croons:

A unique OOAK stylish hat for this winter.
Like an underwater garden of sea grasses and sparkles, it's like diving deep in tropical waters and being refreshed by blueness.

US$80 from artnomadix at Etsy.

I can almost see Mimco running with this for A/W 09, just with a few diamantes and bows scattered around it.

US$54 from blackstitchart at Etsy.

The Devil's Hand Puppet clay bracelet

The story behind this one is sweet, the seller's name for penii was The Devil's Hand Puppet. Thus the bracelet, combining devil heads with adorable twisty horns and miniature penii replete with wee pubes. Made of polymer clay and sheer win.

US$39.99 from poetsummer at Etsy.

Blonde Bombshell

Seller's description:

Spring is bustin out all over and so is cellulite. Need a reminder that cellulite and blonde bombshells don't mix? Here she is. This original OOAK sculpture was created from found objects, old tin can, horse hair, wax, nylons.

US$125 from SushiWooshi at Etsy.

Pus-covered scab plushie

This lovingly handmade felted scab comes replete with pus. The idea came to SeeBooKnit after a fruitless search for scabs on Etsy.

US$7 from SeeBooKnit at Etsy.