Five ex-boyfriends

From the seller who brought us the beach bunnies nesting dolls, comes this hilarious new set.

Imaginatively titled '5 EX-BOYFRIENDS', the set comprises:

PHIL, 6 inches; EVAN, 4.75 inches; MARSHALL, 3.5 inches; ADAM, 2.75 inches; BRYAN WITH A "Y", 2 inches. they each have secret (and MATURE) names on the bottom. these might change depending on how i feel about them when you buy a set.

I guess the size refers to the nesting doll itself & not the fella's, uh, member.

US$100 from belleslettres at Etsy.

Vintage Vagisil Ad & Your Parents Like Doing It Barrettes

Vintage magazines + decoupage = chic hair accessories for all.

Sex and Your Parents Like Doing It Barrette and Vintage Vagisil Ad Unique Handmade Barrette, US$1 each from TipsyLu at Etsy.

BEACH BUNNIES, nesting dolls

We appreciate the juxtaposition of the old and the new in these Playboy nesting dolls. Of particular interest are models' original breasts and the idea of decoupaging vintage Playboy bunnies onto matryoshki. Perfect gift for a creepy winking uncle.

US$80 from belleslettres at Etsy.