Crystal tasselled pasties (nsfw)

Why spend all that time and money searching for that perfect wedding dress? Just pop on a g-banger, some elbow-length gloves, a veil and a pair of these tasty nip covers and Robert's your father's brother. Pearl necklace (nudge nudge, wink wink) optional.

US$27 from trulyfallen at Etsy.

Customised Vagina Pasties (nsfw)

Look at these pretty little pussies! These are specifically for a burly girl with a sense of humor. Your nipples are too naughty to show in public? Well why not throw a simulated-vag in their face?

Including:

-Two pretty pussy pasties made from polymer clay in any skin tone you want. These can range from dark as night to hot pink to pale just like mine shown above.
-A pretty little "crystal" colored swarovski crystal clit for just the right amount of shimmer in all the right places.

Extras include a different clitoris, fur and lace. Nom.

Dita Von Gnome (nsfw)

Any garden gnome will cream his ceramic pants over this burlesque beauty. Make her yours today.

AU$17 from LeahLefens at MadeIt.

Hai to our friend Ginge

Bonny Red the Pirate - a pirate and a ginge at once. Win.
US$23 from Pinxit at Etsy.

Devil Squid - made of evil and cute.
US$35 from slugwork at Etsy.

Pirate Silver White Nipple Tassels - every self-respecting pirate needs a pair.
US$22 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.

Happy Birthday Bethan!

All for you, gorgeous girl.

Happy Freaking Birthday card
US$3.50 from Earmark at Etsy.

You give me a girl boner card
US$3.50 from Krystan at Etsy.

Yellow Furry Monster Pasties
US$24 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.