Spaz is pissed

I'm guessing that Spaz is the subject and yes he/she does look pissed. It's crying out for some lolcat action.

US$25 from photomars at Etsy.

Pizza (nsfw)

It's guaranteed that after viewing this someone will suggest, 'Who's up for pizza?'

US$350 from roastbeef at Etsy.

Gay Superhero ID/Cigarette Case

What superhero powers do you think he possesses? Are the buckets a nod to Madonna's Gaultier-designed cone bra? Who can tell? I am slightly perturbed as to why the monkey picture isn't sitting flush against his body :-S

The case is perfect for a driver's license, business cards, coins, bills, credit cards, cigarettes (long or regular) or nearly anything else. IT'S NOT JUST FOR SMOKERS.

US$9.99 from tofunkytown at Etsy.

Art?

I like that there's a fly on it. Worth convo'ing the seller to see if the print can be larger than the 11 x 14 listed.

US$25 from tholle at Etsy.

Doll Roast and Doll Sprouts

Nothing like a home-cooked meal to warm the cockles of one's stone cold heart. No plate licking or slurping please, we may be cold and dead on the inside but we still get murderous from bad table manners. Especially when dinner is as delectable as this.

US$20 for the salad and US$12 for the roast from sixhours at Etsy.

You'll Soon Be Compost Toast Photo

Step aside Virgin Mary Toast, there's another prophet toast in town. This one tells you what will happen to you in the afterlife and how this will benefit the environment. A perfectly cheerful start to the day.

US$15 from toastmania at Etsy.