Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

'Joy' Metallic Doll

This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.

US$260 from Monsterosity at Etsy.

Holy crap!

Poo has never been so cute.

US$5 from paperfruithair at Etsy.

Krizzle Gradvlak

This guy means business:

Krizzle Gradvlak is an alien bounty hunter hired by the Sphyrnian high command to hunt down the escaped rebel Tithonian ship and destroy it. He is a ruthless and treacherous professional assassin. His favorite hobbies are skiing, scrap booking, sudoko, and vaporizing alien scum. No one is sure of Krizzle's origins, his home world, or anything about his back ground; they do know he's extremely dangerous and to stay well away from him. Be happy your not on Krizzle's hit list, cuz if you are You won't be for long.

Made of fleece, felt and AWESOME.

US$25 from happycloud at Etsy.

Bloody Monster Mary Jane Shoes

These blood-thirsty babies are an Etsy classic. Everyone should own a pair, if only for making the postman shit his pants when delivering your next Etsy parcel.

US$22 from emandsprout at Etsy.

We interrupt this blog post...

...to make you very afraid, for our beloved witchlet sperm with an axe are a lethal combination and we had to warn you.

Axe Pendant, AU$139 from Karen Walker at MyCatwalk and Witch Sperm from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

Adorable maggot

Creepy, cute and cuddly! Comes with a haiku:

You want to vomit,
And yet you want to hug me.
Very Confusing!

US$40 from PterodactylPants at Etsy.

The ultimate trophy

I'd like to award this amazing golden peen to Kitty for a job well done with the nsfw code. Cut or uncut?

US$8 from thepricklyforest at Etsy.

Scary Sperm Necklace

Occasionally we come across an item that we absolutely fall in love with, and add to our actual favourites. This wee scary spermlet is a perfect example, we just cannot resist him. ♥

US$79.95 from TheCuriousSwift at Etsy.

Delicious Uterus Finds from Viv

The achingly stylish Viv of Ish & Chi has gathered some uterus-themed treats for us.

Uteri in the sky earrings
US$12 from tangerined at Etsy.

Happy uterus
US$25 from primavera777 at Etsy.

Pink Uterus Undies
US$11 from harveyandeileen at Etsy.

Fire Bum

We love us some ginge. Which is why we think this wee critter could be a firecrotch rather than fire bum as the seller named him. But we love him either way.

US$15 from dreadpiratefluffy at Etsy.

Adorable Tarantula

How's this for an oxymoron - an utterly adorable tarantula. Even typing the word creeps us out, and yet this is just cute and cuddly and has a cheeky wee face. Perplexing, brilliant and fucking scary, if you ask us.

US$35 from curster at Etsy.

Happy birthday Kitty!!

US$34.99 from The House of Mouse at Etsy.

US$7 for a pack of 4 cards from ScotiaMade at Etsy.

Holographic Constipated Cloud Necklace

It's holographic! It's kawaii! It's constipated! Awww. Wee cloud in bowel distress, what could be cuter?

$US16 from crystalcandy at Etsy.

Edward Scissorpaws

My obsession with Johnny Depp has spilled into my Etsy searches. Type his name into the search field and, along with a host of badly rendered pictures of him, this cute little mouse pops up. An homage to Edward Scissorhands, obviously.

US$34.99 from TheHouseOfMouse at Etsy.