Wireless Rabbit Massager For Blythe (nsfw)

The seller writes:

Is your Blythe a little frustrated? Here is the perfect little stress reliever.

First made popular to the masses by Sex and the City, now your Blythe or Pullip can have one, too: A wireless rabbit vibrator.

Bet your Barbies are jealous.

US$8 from TabooBlythe at Etsy.

Got wood?

It's hard (ha!) to go past a hand carved dildo. Especially one which lists its features as '...stylized scrotum...' and '...given at least four coats of salad bowl oil...'

US$34 from cabindweller at Etsy.