Victorian Vampire Charm Pendant Necklace

For a Victorian vampire, all it took to get an expression of such utter gleeful joy was a sip of your schweet, schweet blood. For us, it would take a 50% off sale at Sephora with free international shipping.

US$7.50 from CreativeRampage at Etsy.

Vlad the Impaler Purse

Poppy's and Bethan's favourite bags have a new contender, with hand-painted impaling action and a 'tache to rival even Hercule Poirot's.

US$79.95 from deadandundead at Etsy.

Cemetery Dirt from the Grave of Bela Lugosi - Hollywood Dracula

So you were outbid on a fang that belonged to a pet of the real Dracula's housekeeper. Soothe your sniped soul by treating yourself to some dirt from a grave of an actor who played Dracula. It's not as close as that fang but will have to do.

US$35 from aldetha at Etsy.

Vampire poo

He's out for the blood.

OK, don't let me stop you.

US$6 from theshancan at Etsy.

Nedra The Darling Little Demon

The seller narrates in a movie promoter voice:

Her newly sprouted horns are still delicate bone, and clearly caused some inflammation of the surrounding skin.
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Her little round mouth is parted to reveal the glimpse of her teeny vampire fangs...still wet with demon baby spittle.

The painted black nails are a chic touch, very now.

US$95 from GothicCradle at Etsy.