Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

Crimson Clay Silver Rubbed Bracelet

Our recommendation for this type 1 creation is to drink more water and increase fibre intake.

US$26 from shoda at Etsy.

The Devil's Hand Puppet clay bracelet

The story behind this one is sweet, the seller's name for penii was The Devil's Hand Puppet. Thus the bracelet, combining devil heads with adorable twisty horns and miniature penii replete with wee pubes. Made of polymer clay and sheer win.

US$39.99 from poetsummer at Etsy.

One can never have too many penii, dahlink

So many penii, not enough time. Not in this case!

US$32 from bencandance at Etsy.