From Mia: Smells Like Roses Soap

Our beautiful friend Mia found this delicious soap, which smells of yesterday's takeaway roses.
My Poop Does Not Stink Soap, US$4 from LoveLeeSoaps at Etsy.

Mia got engaged recently, and we are ecstatic for her. We can only hope that this is the ring that her beloved proposed with.

Small Poop Ring, US$15 from poopshop at Etsy.

Builders Bum Ornament - His & Hers

For a unique engagement gift for dear friends, look no further than these matching builders' cracks. Tastefully accessorised with a screwdriver and g-banger, your gift will be a stylish addition to any home and treasured for many years to come.

Builder's Bum and Female Builder's Bum, starting at GBP 2.50 each from caution-wideload on Ebay.