In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Poo Patch Fingerless Gloves

Poppy, stop drooling at these, it's summer!

US$15 from AnnieCho at Etsy.

Office Violation Notices

Would a 6-pack of these handy notes be enough?

(Poppy, it might be worth convo'ing the seller to see if they could do a custom order for your Ginger Sleaze.)

US$9 from NeatThings at Etsy.

Happy Birthday Poppy!

Darling Poppy, these are for you.

Warning. Today you are as young as you will ever be for the rest of your life. mug 12 oz.

US$28 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Happy Steak and Cunnilingus Day card
US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.

Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver - Cardcase
US$10 from tinymeat at Etsy.

Happy birthday Poppy

A few offerings for my dear friend S on her birthday.

Real rabbit fur eye patch for the fashion forward pirate. This is a high quality eye patch embellished with genuine super soft, super sexy rabbit fur. The inside of the eye patch is lined with gauze for long term comfort. Elastic band so one size fits just about everyone. Unless you're a huge or tiny headed freakshow.

US$7 from DeadMenTellingTales at Etsy.


Poppy knows the lure of a good 'tache. Now celebrities are getting in on the action with these nifty badges.

(The one in the bottom left hand corner bears more than a passing resemblance to Nappy, non?)

US$4 (for set of four) from kingdog at Etsy.

Fancy a bit o' Dex? This Scrabble tile pendant will mean you can have him close to your heart each day.

US$6.50 from ktkcj at Etsy.

Our urchins

You wanted to see them. Behold!

Poppy's. Tidy and seemingly closed for business.

US$70 from staroftheeast at Etsy.

Kitty's has teeth. Good luck with that.

us$45 from elementclaystudio at Etsy.

Bethan has two. Take scissors and watch your back.

US$34 from staroftheeast at Etsy.