Orange Poo Catcher Pants

The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.

US$60 from potc at Etsy.

What We Found By The Rivers Of Babylon

This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
US$33 from bonspielcreation at Etsy.

Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
US$29.99 from GC67 at Etsy.

So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
US$20 from Marcuskwame at Etsy.

My vagina would wear a tutu

There's really nothing more to add. Apart from that it comes with the small standard "vulvalution" stencil on the back. What pray tell is that?

US$20 from Soph139 at Etsy.

Peen Apparel - A Wardrobe for the Well-Dressed Peen (nsfw)

From the legend that brought us these cute felt peens comes a fashion collection to rival Galliano and Dior. Our favourite is the tough-guy studded collar.

US$10 from LittleGreenPeen at Etsy.

Moustache Ride Burnout Pocket Tank

Why hello there, tank top of awesomeness. That's a nice 'tache you have there. Wanna come for a ride? *sleazy wink*

US$20 from asheyhiccup at Etsy.

I Kick Ass for the Lord Shirt

The seller writes:

You don't need to be a karate loving priest to bring down the wrath of god. Wear this shirt anytime you find yourself amongst evil and let it be known you can throw down a little "divine intervention" of your own.

This design was inspired by a very famous line from Peter Jackson's 1992 gore-a-rama "Dead Alive" / "Braindead".

We just wanted to post it for the second pic, really.

US$18.50 from JuncoPartner at Etsy.

Hemp Blend Hairy Foot Sock

When the disgusting heat subsides, we're going to pull out our hairy leg socks and terrorise our loved ones (and hope you do, too).

AU$16 from ig headquarters at Madeit.

Poo Patch Fingerless Gloves

Poppy, stop drooling at these, it's summer!

US$15 from AnnieCho at Etsy.

The Mansuit™

Indulge a nearby male's inner man-child and clothe them in a Mansuit™. We do wonder where the handy back flap is, but perhaps that might come built into the next version.

AU$130 from vellocet at MadeIt.