Crap business card holder

Ahhh wouldn't your bosses business cards look splendid in this? The recipe for this crap has been in the seller's family for years: "My family and I make Professional Grade Fake Dog Poop for movies, big and small." I'm reassured.

US$9.95 from BrownFido at Etsy.

Eat Poo Greeting Card

For the bitch in your dance class who gives back-handed compliments. Express your gratitude with a hand-written note on a handmade card, what could be lovelier.

US$3 from smackofjellyfish at Etsy.