Beret and Scarf Bag

The seller writes:

Beret&Scarf Bag is a surrealistic, playful bag made by hand. It is one-the-kind - there is no other bag like this brown one!

This we're sure of.

US$55 from celapiu at Etsy.

Vlad the Impaler Purse

Poppy's and Bethan's favourite bags have a new contender, with hand-painted impaling action and a 'tache to rival even Hercule Poirot's.

US$79.95 from deadandundead at Etsy.

A Pimple Bag Called Chad

The seller of this one states:

This is Chad.
Chad has a bit of a skin problem. He doesn't like to talk about it. He also doesn't like the number 23.

We can totally see this as the new It Bag.

US$25 from brandybee at Etsy.

The Bra Bag

Don't kick yourself that you didn't think of it first, just make sure you don't chuck out your old bras next time, they are evening bags waiting to happen.

US$22 from MissKnits at Etsy.

Your new bag.

Behold the cat bag! Be the centre of attention with this mammoth feline slung over your shoulder.

US$50 from aquakoala at Etsy.

Money Bags

This unique purse speaks for itself. We will only express our delight at the fact that the description includes the word 'flap'.

US$35 from freckleface at Etsy.

Distressed and Muted Bohemian

You know you fail at life when your bag calls itself a distressed bohemian and wears more accessories than you do.

US$40 from sehwhat at Etsy.

Brassiere Bag - Le Rouge et le Noir

"This original bag celebrates the incredible engineering of the modern brassiere" and what a celebration it is! We like that this bag can be used as a decoy to escape bar sleazes - just pop it on a stool and off you go. He'll be too drawn to the bra to notice the lack of head.

US$25 from LucysLocket at Etsy.

Denim delight!

Has no words.

US$29 from fashiongreentbags at Etsy.