The seller tells us:With his curly flowy hair and striking mustache, you won't be surprised to know that Mervin is a lady's man under the sea.We can just picture it. Barry White purring in the background, Mervin the Merman wooing the ladies while checking out his snail trail reflection in a handy fish scale mirror.
US$20 from MyPreciousGrandchild at Etsy.
1 comment:
I would be very surprised to learn he was a lady's man. He looks to me as though he prefers cock.
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