Muff Diver Magnet

Mariah Carey really meant Muff Diver, not Heart Breaker, and that's the way we're currently singing it.

US$3.50 from MelanieKors at Etsy.

Guess Where I'm Tattooed Scrabble Pendant

If it weren't the harbl then it would certainly be armpit.

US$6.50 from littlebluebirdstudios at Etsy.

Piss Off Or I Might Propel You Off A Cliff Magnets

Piss Off Magnet (2.25 Inches) US$2.50 and Propel Magnet (1.25 inches) US$1.65, both from allegrae at Etsy.

The Ultimate Holiday Card Set of 4

From the item description:

In the tradition of "Keep Calm and Carry On", these cards provide an updated perspective on every special occasion while maintaining the typographical integrity of the original wartime poster.

US$8 from dippylulu at Etsy.