In honour of stupidity teeth

Our wisdom teeth are climbing their way out through our cheeks/brains/jaws. Bitches. Still, in their dubious honour...
Wisdom tooth necklace £130 from Bert Industries at Prescription Art.

Vintage Anatomy Mouth Pendant US$13 from uniqueartpendants at Etsy.

Nom Noms - Teeth Soap - 2pack US$6 from soapopotamus at Etsy.

Sew-on Vagina Dentata Patch (nsfw)

From one of our favourite purveyors of fine quality vadges, this toothed minge will be right at home on last year's designer denim purchase, for a new life in 2009.

US$6.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Toothy Pin

Show support for your dentist by attaching this natty little tooth pin to your clothing at your next dental appointment. It's not real, rather modelled on the seller's own tooth. Neat-o!

US$8.00 from lookability at Etsy.

Teeth Rings

Contemporary gallery-exhibited jewellery doesn't come more personal than these dental resin and false tooth rings. The only improvement we can suggest is making the teeth clack together in a lively chatter, would be a great conversation starter at your next orthodontist appointment.

AU$160-240 from Mike Turner at Gaffa.

Victorian Gothic Human Tooth Pendant

The difference between an artist and a normal person is that you didn't save your fallen molars, did you. You didn't see their decorative potential, not even when the dentist got those big tongs out and said 'this might sting a bit'.

US$90 from lovedtodeath at Etsy.