Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

This is what happens when a man and a woman engage in sexual intercourse without some form of protection and the woman is ovulating

The title of this print alone is worth the asking price.

US$45 from brendanleonard at Etsy.

Sperm Earring Wednesday

Sleek, simple and spermly. As all jewellery should aspire to be.
US$17 from duckduckGoosestuff at Etsy.

Hurray, we have a winner!

US$38 from Mocahete at Etsy.

Contemporary jewellery with simple, understated lines and the unmistakable curvature of a happy sperm with a piece of metal through its head.
US$5 from evilsarah at Etsy.

For our Kitty.

The "medusa" necklace - reminiscent of sperm swimming upstream.

US$45 from PolyMerz at Etsy.