Poppy, this should work against the psycho in your office.US$15 from OrionStars at Etsy.
If she broke your heart, give her a token of your appreciation. If you are a self proclaimed CHB, give yourself a token of appreciation :P
We hope that one day we can work in an office with a relaxed dress code, so as to wear this tee when the boss asks us to stay back after work. We are already practicing the accompanying melodramatic sighs.
The perfect ring for bitches like Bethan who get to travel. This miniature passport even opens so you can store our addresses inside for those all important postcards.
...or you have Tourette's Syndrome, this card could be exactly what you're looking for.