Unique Twin Tipped Wand - Elder - To Enhance All Magic

Unique wooden stick wand. An absolute bargain, especially considering the current exchange rate.

US$25 from mazedasastoat at Etsy.

We interrupt this blog post...

...to make you very afraid, for our beloved witchlet sperm with an axe are a lethal combination and we had to warn you.

Axe Pendant, AU$139 from Karen Walker at MyCatwalk and Witch Sperm from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

The Belly Button Witch

Ice-haired and beveined, The Belly Button Witch is coming to an abdomen near you to nom on delicious umbilical remnants.

US$58 from cappysue at Etsy.

Happy Spermas

At OOF we take festivities seriously. If we could be bothered to have a Christmas tree, we would. But instead we'll settle for this designer light fitting, which has enough shiny glowing spermlets to delight even the most discerning sperm connoisseurs.

Sperm Light Fitting, $POA from posh designer lamp shop in Paddington, Sydney.


To our eternal delight, one of the gifts we have received includes a witchlet sperm from the legendary maker of Ballerina Sperm. Love.

Wicked Witch Sperm, no longer available (because it's ours ) from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

3 Witch Fingers

You know you're getting a good deal when you're sold a 3-pack of something. If you get tired of the purple witch finger, switch to the green and you still have a bronzy one to take to work on Monday. Our hearts go out to the witches who had to sell their fingers for a buck in this cold materialistic society.

US$6 for a pack of 3 from lunaclaydesign at Etsy.