What We Found By The Rivers Of Babylon

This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
US$33 from bonspielcreation at Etsy.

Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
US$29.99 from GC67 at Etsy.

So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
US$20 from Marcuskwame at Etsy.

Medusa (with Pubic Snakes) (nsfw)

Watch out Titian's Venus of Urbino - can you honestly compete with these luscious lips and lascivious snakes?

US$7.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles (nsfw)

From the creator of Pubism pinback buttons, two genius prints.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles prints, US$10 each from rthies at Etsy.

Pubic Holiday Card

The seller adds:

There's a festive season in your pants and everyones invited! Comes with a white envelope.

We're in love and are already singing it out loud.

US$5 from littlewave at Etsy.

Set of Four Pubism Pinback Buttons

This set of 4 masterpieces is just itching to decorate you. Our favourites are the pubic bunny and the hairy nutsack lightbulb, they are just so tactile and a perfect conversation starter on your lapel. A perfect Father's Day present.

US$4.50 for a set of 4 from rthies at Etsy.