Dot Your I's (nsfw)

We're not sure what is more NSFW - the print above or what we found when we tried to find the origin of the phrase.

US$8 from PaperThinDesign at Etsy.

Finger Puppets - Four Play Set (nsfw)

The seller of this neat little set writes:

This crocheted set comes with 2 innies (vagina and anus) and 2 outies (penis and tongue).
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Penises, Vaginas and Anuses are available in four colours-- peach, tan, brown or dark brown. Tongues are available in light or dark pink.

US$20 from shannongerard at Etsy.