In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Mario, Meatball Parm and Wrinkleface

We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.

Mario and the Mystery of the Meatball Parm, Meatball Parm and Wrinkle Face US$40 each from marktsedita at Etsy.

Bad Ass Motherfucker

I admit that I had NFI who this particular bad ass motherfucker was. Until I did as the seller suggested & Wiki'd him.

Wow. A piece of art & a history lesson!

US$20 from smayorga at Etsy.

Medusa (with Pubic Snakes) (nsfw)

Watch out Titian's Venus of Urbino - can you honestly compete with these luscious lips and lascivious snakes?

US$7.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Multi Severed Head Launcher

Deluxe Head Launcher. This towering style multi head launcher is a special model. The large severed heads are fired off of two reloadable, spring-action prongs fixed on the front of the machine. More heads are stored inside a compartment within the tank. Many heads can be launched at a great pace creating a cavalcade of panic stricken terror.

Somebody please make this genius apparatus into reality. Or at least ask the seller to make prints, to be hung around inspirational offices worldwide.

US$20 from nightmaretank at Etsy.

Untitled Intestine Girl

We think this girl would be quite a feast for the Bellybutton Witch.

US$60 from CatRocketship at Etsy.

Commission a Zombie Animal

Decorate your work cubicle in style with a specially commissioned zombie animal painting. We'd ask for a replica of the dolphin above, its determination is most admirable and would inspire us to work harder and achieve our goals, brain eating or otherwise.

US$500 from joehavasy at Etsy.

The Belly Button Witch

Ice-haired and beveined, The Belly Button Witch is coming to an abdomen near you to nom on delicious umbilical remnants.

US$58 from cappysue at Etsy.

Pickle In My Pocket - A Painted Poem

This is playing in our mind as a Bryan Adams/Barbra Streisand duet.

US$12.95 from pinky27889 at Etsy.

Four-Letter Words No. 4 Painting

The seller explains:

I grew up in a household in which there was no cursing. In fact, the one (and only) time I heard my mother accidentally use the word “damn,” I was astounded. I was then about 12.

Eventually I moved to NYC, where (as Lewis Black says), f*ck is a comma. I’m now exploring my relationship with four-letter words in a series of paintings.

“Four-Letter Words No. 4 (Clitoris)” is acrylic on canvas, 8 x 10 inches (20.5 x 25 cm) and comes unframed with my apologies to Robert Indiana.

We love art with a story. This one is made of win.

US$60 from obsidiankitten at Etsy.

Shit on a stick?

Nay, simply a moustachioed corn dog. Or rather a painting of one.

I like to think of him as Freddy, but you can name him whatever you like! This piece has great texture, and is the perfect gift for any corndog (or veggie corndog) lover.

And who doesn't love corndogs?

US$20 from cherryvalentino at Etsy.

Clown Hell Painting

After you finish framing and hanging up your vagina, start deciding where to hang this handsome specimen. We suggest the nursery, or the back of the bathroom door.

US$600 from alleyesonyou at Etsy.

Classical Penis In The Clouds Painting (nsfw)

The seller describes this masterpiece as:

this is an acrylic/casein painting featuring a penis with angel wings and a halo soaring high above the clouds boasting confidence

We are confident that Rembrandt is cursing in his grave jealously, wishing he was the author of this piece.

US$20 from snew at Etsy.

Brian's Boner - Original Painting (nsfw)

We know all about paintings featuring vaginas and dressing up your pet, but this one takes the cake.

US$250 from Snitterdog at Etsy.

God Can't Help You Now

The seller's description (we may just be in love):

People of certain persuasions think that someday they will see the angel of death.

Uh - folks? The angel of death is already here. It's called owls. They're badder than junk yard dogs, meaner than old King Kong - hell, they're worse than Leroy Brown. An owl killed my grandmother for doing nothing more than having clashing patterns on her outdoor furniture. Owls are death incarnate. DO NOT CROSS AN OWL. If you do, and you think you're good because maybe you got God in your corner - you best be thinking of a backup. Like maybe another owl.

God help you. I mean, you're SCREWED.

US$4.25 from mincingmockingbird at Etsy.

Your Vulva Portrait

The seller's description:

Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily? Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description. Then describe your Vagina in one word.

US$42.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.