Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

The 12 Vulvas of Christmas (nsfw)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva wrapped so neatly
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva that's a piece of candy
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva chocolate and flavoury
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so savory
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five bite sized vulvas
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so sweetly
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so chocolatey
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so yummy

... and that's all our seller has.

US$25 from ForTheLOVEofVEGAN at Etsy.

I'd eat it!

"A large chunk of Dark Chocolate ready for eating, playing with, or just gazing upon. This chocolate penis measures about 6 inches long." Nom, nom.

Rainbow O Peen


US$13.50 from ConstantGalore at Etsy.