Leakproof Gush Set of 4 Cloth Menstrual Pads

'Gush' when used in a sentence pertaining to men-stroo-ay-shun is plain gross. In fact the only way I could shudder more at the title is if it also contained the words 'panty' and 'moist'. Gack.

US$22.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Sew-on Vagina Dentata Patch (nsfw)

From one of our favourite purveyors of fine quality vadges, this toothed minge will be right at home on last year's designer denim purchase, for a new life in 2009.

US$6.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

My uterus is a superhero

Yep, that's right. My uterus can beat up your uterus blindfolded.

Complete with cape and superhero curl.

US$17.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Your Vulva Portrait

The seller's description:

Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily? Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description. Then describe your Vagina in one word.

US$42.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Purple Satin Vagina Pillow (nsfw)

Your very own silky purple vadge to love, caress and whisper sweet nothings to. The seller, whose creations we have a soft spot for, writes:

This pillow is made with luxurious deep purple satin. The detailing is done by hand in gold thread. Bright pink glass beads were used as embellishments, and the clitoris is made with a shimmering pink shell button and a glass bead. Best of all, this yoni pillow features a vaginal canal.

US$55 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.