Fuck You, Exchange Rate

That's right. Fuck you, AUD/USD exchange rate. If it weren't for you, we'd be ordering these awesome cards RIGHT NOW.

We use these phrases in real life. As should you.

Nom nom nom Pop-Up Card and O Hai Pop-Up Card, US$4.50 each from tracychong at Etsy.

The 12 Vulvas of Christmas (nsfw)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva wrapped so neatly
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva that's a piece of candy
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva chocolate and flavoury
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so savory
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five bite sized vulvas
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so sweetly
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so chocolatey
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so yummy

... and that's all our seller has.

US$25 from ForTheLOVEofVEGAN at Etsy.

Nom Nom Nom Limited Edition Print

Eat your heart out, Disney.

US$40 from SirMitchell at Etsy.