Clown napkins

Clowns Clowns Clowns! You wish you could strike your address from their drunk vagrant memory banks after over paying them to terrorize your kids birthday party. Well now you can have them on your napkins too. Nothing would be more scary than waking up from a bad clown dream to wipe your face with a napkin of clown faces and streaks of blood. This 4-Pack of napkins is 100% cotton hand printed with all water base inks. We feel this pack of four napkins is the perfect gift for young children.

They had me at 'drunk vagrant memory banks'.

US$25 from mixedspecies at Etsy.

I would give up my superfast internet for you card

*FOR THE WEEKEND.

So much win, honestly. We love.

US$4 from ableandgame at Etsy.

Killing Two Birds With Two Peas In A Pod Card

Q: What's better than a card with a pun?
A: A card with multi-layed puns. And peas.

US$3 from Idiomsyncrasies at Etsy.

You Should Feel Lucky I Remembered Your Birthday Without A Facebook Reminder Card

We are blushing right now. It's not that we don't remember, our minds are just full of prospective posts, grand ideas, plots and plans...

US$5 from dandee at Etsy.

Happy Birthday Poppy!

Darling Poppy, these are for you.

Warning. Today you are as young as you will ever be for the rest of your life. mug 12 oz.

US$28 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Happy Steak and Cunnilingus Day card
US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.

Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver - Cardcase
US$10 from tinymeat at Etsy.

Woohoo it's Bethan's birthday!

US$4 from PigseyArt at Etsy.

Silly willy.

US$5.99 from snew at Etsy.

A tiny wiener to brighten your day!

US$5 from fecklface at Etsy.

Happy Birthday Bethan!

All for you, gorgeous girl.

Happy Freaking Birthday card
US$3.50 from Earmark at Etsy.

You give me a girl boner card
US$3.50 from Krystan at Etsy.

Yellow Furry Monster Pasties
US$24 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.

Happy birthday Kitty!!

US$34.99 from The House of Mouse at Etsy.

US$7 for a pack of 4 cards from ScotiaMade at Etsy.

When you just can't find the right words...

...or you have Tourette's Syndrome, this card could be exactly what you're looking for.

US$5 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.