Little Miss Tshirt and Undies (nsfw)

From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...

Blue Little Miss Clitoris Cotton Booty Shorts US$15, Little Miss Clitoris Tee US$30 from from grabsomethingnaked at Etsy.

Manty Ranty

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Warm Tang Tang Thong

Up to the shopper to deliver the promised qualities, we presume.

US$12 from artisticle at Etsy.

Vintage 80s Satin Lace Lady Manhattan Flutter High Cut Panties

Pre-worn high cut vintage panties for your enjoyment. We think the cast of Dynasty would have paraded around in these on set.

US$16 from ehappy at Etsy.

Scandalous Lavender/Purple Skirt

For those who never got over the Japanese skirt hoax, here is an inspired variant in all its handmade glory. Wear one to family festivities and auntie Gertrude will never forget your birthday again. Or your skirt.

US$45 from pantherbyhand at Etsy.

Peace Wiener Dog Boxer Shorts

Adorn your front-bum with more puns than you could poke a sausage at.

US$8 from DaisyDreams at Etsy.

Delicious Uterus Finds from Viv

The achingly stylish Viv of Ish & Chi has gathered some uterus-themed treats for us.

Uteri in the sky earrings
US$12 from tangerined at Etsy.

Happy uterus
US$25 from primavera777 at Etsy.

Pink Uterus Undies
US$11 from harveyandeileen at Etsy.

STD Free Women's Bikini Panties

The author enthusiastically squeals:

"So...these panties are designed to let everyone know you are gono-syphil-crab-mydia-herp-itis FREE! Because no one wants to catch it!
...
New and never worn underwear!!!"

Well thank fuck for that. We wouldn't want to, you know, catch something!!! Because noone wants to catch it!!!!!!! Lyk eva!

US$10 from artisticle at Etsy.

Farting Filters Undies

"Imagine transforming the essence of digested chili into the fragrance of a pine forest on a crisp autumn morning. Bratwurst and beer becomes memories of Mom's famous pancake breakfast with the scent of maple syrup.

The revolutionary Farting Filter can accomplish this in one quick easy step. A strategically placed pocket is affixed to a pair of boxers or briefs. One small scented filter is placed into the pocket and when the back draft occurs out comes the scent of chocolate, bubblegum, pine or syrup." Now when you claim your farts are "fresh" they really will be! Genius.

US$10.95 from MilkysWay at Etsy.