Zombie Uterus - The Prick Cushion

The seller asks:

Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?

Fuck yes, we answer. Our ovaries often crave brains, too.

US$25 from abitabite at Etsy.

My uterus is a superhero

Yep, that's right. My uterus can beat up your uterus blindfolded.

Complete with cape and superhero curl.

US$17.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Delicious Uterus Finds from Viv

The achingly stylish Viv of Ish & Chi has gathered some uterus-themed treats for us.

Uteri in the sky earrings
US$12 from tangerined at Etsy.

Happy uterus
US$25 from primavera777 at Etsy.

Pink Uterus Undies
US$11 from harveyandeileen at Etsy.

Uterelephant

Delightful 80's dress featuring a dripping uterus or is it an elephant? applique. We feel you should get in quick - it's one of a kind!

US$34 from aorta at Etsy.