PMS Meter Pin

While we like this pin, we do wonder if it's more fun to let your victims discover your mood for themselves.

US$198 from oneeyedcollie at Etsy.

Zombie Uterus - The Prick Cushion

The seller asks:

Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?

Fuck yes, we answer. Our ovaries often crave brains, too.

US$25 from abitabite at Etsy.

Bikes & crotches don't mix

Finally someone's put into craft what I've been thinking all along: bike seats exascerbate camel toe.

US$3 from kingdog at Etsy.

Happy New Year To You, Your Pets and Your Electrical Appliances

The seller urges:

What is your pet REALLY thinking about things? What do "the Holidays" mean to them, or anything else, for that matter? How can you help fill in the gaps for them?

I do only Phone Consultations, so you, your pet and I have an interactive, 3-way conversation. There's nothing like it!

GIVE YOUR PET THE GIFT OF COMMUNICATION THIS YEAR!

And you wanted to give your pet some cheap new toy. Tsk tsk.
US$25-US$75 from baymaven on Ebay.

This is a Disney pin, according to the seller. Butterflies and booze, they go together so well. Start 'em young!
US$2.65+ from domdisneypin on Ebay.

Oh how we agree. Poo to you, 2008, and goodbye.
US$2.95 from notmoira at Etsy.

Toothy Pin

Show support for your dentist by attaching this natty little tooth pin to your clothing at your next dental appointment. It's not real, rather modelled on the seller's own tooth. Neat-o!

US$8.00 from lookability at Etsy.

Women Statement Button - Show Your Class

The above is true. Full stop.

US$4 from LadyFaire at Etsy.

Fork Pin

Just imagine the multi-layered puns that will rain on you the moment you pin this baby to your lapel.

US$3 from BlackDoorStudio at Etsy.

Skunk Pin

Combine your love of mummification, neck rings and pungent fauna in a single object. You want it to be multi-coloured, glittery and ready to be attached to your jacket.

US$18 from lizart29 at Etsy.

Custom Creepy Eye Bottlecap Pincushion

This pin cushion has had the honour of making our nerves of steel shift a whisker, brewing childhood nightmares and creepy craftiness into one eyeball of handmade.

US$12 from verybigjen at Etsy.