BULLSHIT REPELLENT, HELPS PREVENT AND CURE CHRONIC BULLSHITTING, TALL STORIES, EXAGGERATED CLAIMS, POLITICAL DISSERTATIONS, HEART RENDERING TALES, SALES PITCHES, GOLF SCORES, FISHING TALESYeah, yeah, you could have thought of it first but here it is. Perfect for next year's office KK.
The seller urges: What is your pet REALLY thinking about things? What do "the Holidays" mean to them, or anything else, for that matter? How can you help fill in the gaps for them?And you wanted to give your pet some cheap new toy. Tsk tsk.
I do only Phone Consultations, so you, your pet and I have an interactive, 3-way conversation. There's nothing like it!
GIVE YOUR PET THE GIFT OF COMMUNICATION THIS YEAR!
This is a Disney pin, according to the seller. Butterflies and booze, they go together so well. Start 'em young!
Oh how we agree. Poo to you, 2008, and goodbye.
People ask....what is it? What are we watching? Everywhere are completely astonished and baffled at the act... Veniamin's® his name...and he comes from Romania.The amazing headless, green-crotched, open-armed human slinky costume can be yours for a measly $182,000, including rights to perform as a human slinky for a whole year before you retire as a rich bastard.
For a unique engagement gift for dear friends, look no further than these matching builders' cracks. Tastefully accessorised with a screwdriver and g-banger, your gift will be a stylish addition to any home and treasured for many years to come.
With a smile as authentic as a Louis Vuitton bag for $15 at the markets, this tank also sports eyes at boob level and a pierced eyebrow. While wearing this top, your buttocks will be wishing anyone behind you a nice day.
All of you skeptics, stop humming the Star Wars music and listen up. Here is a revolutionary device that will take your inner oscillations and transform them into a higher level of being. At least that's what we think we've learnt from the seller's description, it was hard to concentrate as it was being read out in our heads by the Danoz ads guy.
There is noone in the known universe who will say no to a designer toilet that is shaped like a hand. It is valued at over $2000, though we firmly believe that it is actually priceless.
We're not sure if Lucifer is in disdain or cackling in a most evil way at your existing cast iron head collection, but his noble brow and convincingly pointy horns simply ache for a cherished place in your living room, or at least boudoir.
