Happy birthday Poppy

A few offerings for my dear friend S on her birthday.

Real rabbit fur eye patch for the fashion forward pirate. This is a high quality eye patch embellished with genuine super soft, super sexy rabbit fur. The inside of the eye patch is lined with gauze for long term comfort. Elastic band so one size fits just about everyone. Unless you're a huge or tiny headed freakshow.

US$7 from DeadMenTellingTales at Etsy.


Poppy knows the lure of a good 'tache. Now celebrities are getting in on the action with these nifty badges.

(The one in the bottom left hand corner bears more than a passing resemblance to Nappy, non?)

US$4 (for set of four) from kingdog at Etsy.

Fancy a bit o' Dex? This Scrabble tile pendant will mean you can have him close to your heart each day.

US$6.50 from ktkcj at Etsy.

Sew-on Vagina Dentata Patch (nsfw)

From one of our favourite purveyors of fine quality vadges, this toothed minge will be right at home on last year's designer denim purchase, for a new life in 2009.

US$6.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Happy New Year To You, Your Pets and Your Electrical Appliances

The seller urges:

What is your pet REALLY thinking about things? What do "the Holidays" mean to them, or anything else, for that matter? How can you help fill in the gaps for them?

I do only Phone Consultations, so you, your pet and I have an interactive, 3-way conversation. There's nothing like it!

GIVE YOUR PET THE GIFT OF COMMUNICATION THIS YEAR!

And you wanted to give your pet some cheap new toy. Tsk tsk.
US$25-US$75 from baymaven on Ebay.

This is a Disney pin, according to the seller. Butterflies and booze, they go together so well. Start 'em young!
US$2.65+ from domdisneypin on Ebay.

Oh how we agree. Poo to you, 2008, and goodbye.
US$2.95 from notmoira at Etsy.

Women Statement Button - Show Your Class

The above is true. Full stop.

US$4 from LadyFaire at Etsy.

We Can't All Be Winners - 1 Inch Hand Drawn Birdie Button

That's how this birdie rolls.

US$3.50 from CrazyGrapes at Etsy.

Asshats Need Not Apply Button

I have a feeling this pinback badge would go rather nicely with one my sister has, it says "I have no morals" and is also made of win.

US$2 from buttonempire at Etsy.

How To Insert A Tampon Button Set

Be of use to those around you by educating them on proper tampon insertion. Bet grandma has been doing it wrong all her life and now she'll be edumacated in 4 classically illustrated steps.

US$4 from stasharoo at Etsy.

Vadge Badge

Have you ever had that slightly violent feeling of wanting to pull something to pieces, rip something apart or cut something open? This is my solution.

I came up with this as a birthday present for a friend. Each badge comes uncut with a new, sealed surgical scalpel blade so you can feel the satisfaction of breaking skin.

Evidently an emo seller.

US$15 from veronicafisher at Etsy.

Set of Four Pubism Pinback Buttons

This set of 4 masterpieces is just itching to decorate you. Our favourites are the pubic bunny and the hairy nutsack lightbulb, they are just so tactile and a perfect conversation starter on your lapel. A perfect Father's Day present.

US$4.50 for a set of 4 from rthies at Etsy.