Buttony Bernice, or wtf? (as I prefer)

Buttony Bernice is always worrying about the neighborhood’s business. She can be seen hanging out on her stoop,i n her striped housedress, hair curling in a towel, with a cig to spare. She doesn’t take crap from anyone.

But what is it?

US$35 from AvrilsUglyBabies at Etsy.

Bikes & crotches don't mix

Finally someone's put into craft what I've been thinking all along: bike seats exascerbate camel toe.

US$3 from kingdog at Etsy.

Women Statement Button - Show Your Class

The above is true. Full stop.

US$4 from LadyFaire at Etsy.

We Can't All Be Winners - 1 Inch Hand Drawn Birdie Button

That's how this birdie rolls.

US$3.50 from CrazyGrapes at Etsy.

Asshats Need Not Apply Button

I have a feeling this pinback badge would go rather nicely with one my sister has, it says "I have no morals" and is also made of win.

US$2 from buttonempire at Etsy.

How To Insert A Tampon Button Set

Be of use to those around you by educating them on proper tampon insertion. Bet grandma has been doing it wrong all her life and now she'll be edumacated in 4 classically illustrated steps.

US$4 from stasharoo at Etsy.