Shitting Dog Valentines Day Card

This awesome card reminds us of a legendary Threadless shirt.

US$3 from lusterbunny at Etsy.

Handmade In Squalor By Genuine Malingerers & Ingrates

Let us begin with the shop description:

All Metal Art Atrocities are handmade in SQUALOR by genuine MALINGERERS & INGRATES.Welcome to INTERNATIONAL BLUDGER STUDIO,Melbourne Australia, where each ART ATROCITY emerges ready to thrill with incredible feats of inertia.
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Bank deposit/pay pal are our preferred methods of payment but we are willing to accept quantities of uranium or human stem cells.

Our eyes lit up as soon as we saw this, and we were sufficiently prepared for the deliciously named goodies:

Testicle Crunching Terrier and Electrophant US$18 each, Insurgent Piglet and Sycophantic Sewer Rat US$13 each from metalbludger at Etsy.

The Flaming Chihuahuas of the Apocalypse Poco Diablo

Meet Diablo, a pyromaniac doglet with masterfully applied fake eyelashes.

US$75 from chatnoirstudios at Etsy.

Peace Wiener Dog Boxer Shorts

Adorn your front-bum with more puns than you could poke a sausage at.

US$8 from DaisyDreams at Etsy.

Dog with Attitude Rubber Stamp

Delight the relatives with this doglet stamp. Perfect for decorating your Christmas cards, it says so much with just one press.

US$9 from Rubberhedgehog at Etsy.

Fart Dog

Fart Dog Blows a Hole in the Ozone may not win any major art prizes, nor be considered for inclusion in the hallowed spaces within the Louvre, however it's charm is undeniable.

US$12 from peat at Etsy.

Iz not diva!

The shame is evident.

US$15 from fishandbones at Etsy.