American Presidential Wrestling Heavyweight Championship Match Letterpress Poster

The seller explains:

John "The McCainiac" McCain faces Barak "The Terrorist Fist Jabber" Obama in the main event, followed by various pairings of all your favorites from the political limelight. A NIGHT OF BROKEN DREAMS AND FRACTURED HIPS is typeset, inked and pulled by hand. Letterpress printed in red ink on kraft cardstock. This giant 30x42" print is available for a limited time only.

US$250 from YeeHaw at Etsy.

Everyone hates dentists...

...but does anyone ever wonder what we, the victims, look like to dentists? We wonder sometimes, and we think it may look like these art jugs.

Pineapple Head Jug, Mutant Blue Eyed Fish Jug and Sharp Toothy Bulging Eye Severely Unhappy McCain After Defeat Jug, US$40 each from Faceman at Etsy.

US Election: SOON.

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John McCain Pirate Onesie
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Republican Finger Puppets

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Pit Bulls For Palin pendant

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Obama Fly Swatter

US$15 from Chellboy at Etsy.